Banned From Wal-Mart

A drunk middle-aged Iraqi man has been arrested at the Iraq Wal-Mart Store located in Bagdad. Authorities claim the man is currently banned from Wal-Mart until after his execution next week.
In addition to the charge of being intoxicated, apparently Wal-Mart camera surveillance has video of the following allegations.

1) Took 28 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts.

2) Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

3) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4) While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the anti-depressants were.

5) Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!”


Wal-Mart made a press release later that day and stated the man was probably just having some fun and agreed to lift the ban after the man has been executed.

This joke was forwarded to me by Bob W. and I hope Bob doesn’t execute me for re-writing an email that was forwarded to him.